Snapchat: jashewa_92 Hello there, my name is Josh. Been alive for 25+1 years. I enjoy spending time with friends, making money and shit like that. and I suppose this blog will reflect my views and what's inside my noggin.
Jk Rowling: “dumbledore is rollerblading in every scene. He rollerblades everywhere and hasn’t walked in 30 years. It is never mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey”
Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more
Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”
She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume
She keeps hanging this shit up around the house
Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”
She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough
i literally completely forgot about this until like now but around 2 years ago? i think i twisted my ankle getting out of this high up car and i complained abt it on tumblr n i got multiple anons asking abt it but it was.. the same person and they came off anon and literally? gave me basically medical advice? and would ask how i’m doing almost every day for a week.. then i slowly realized the person had a foot fetish after scrolling thru their blog for 2 minutes so basically i got scammed into sending free feet pics
